Hayibo.com scores again with another beauty: this time they’ve released the new year’s resolutions of some of South Africa’s most famous/notorious characters, Julius Malema, Joost van der Westhuizen and President Zuma amongst others:
Julius Malema
1. Lose 20kg.
2. Blame whites for failure to lose 20kg.
3. Blame whites for forcing imperialistic measures of weight onto African culture.
4. Urge the masses to adopt new Afro-centric aesthetic for stomach fat. Invent new substance, combining Ubuntu and cellulite: ubuntulite. Translation: I am fat because you are fat because we are both senior cadres and therefore get a lot of free food. Amandla!
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January 6th, 2010 @13:48 #
I may possibly not stop laughing for the rest of the day. Joost and Pieter de Villiers are priceless.
January 6th, 2010 @13:57 #
Completely hilarious!
January 6th, 2010 @14:15 #
Bliss. They're ALL hysterical.